{"id":674,"date":"2003-10-23T23:29:37","date_gmt":"2003-10-24T07:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stevenbrown.ca\/blog\/?p=674"},"modified":"2009-02-06T11:38:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T19:38:33","slug":"office-trouble-whats-that-foreigner-doing-making-all-that-noise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stevenbrown.ca\/blog\/archives\/674","title":{"rendered":"Office Trouble: What&#8217;s that foreigner doing making all that noise?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I&#8217;ve already said the office here is quiet. Well&#8230; today, I was stuck on a problem at work and getting very sleepy. I had the cheap plastic stylus that came with my zaurus in my hand, and I guess I let it fall. Woops.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*plick plick* At contact with hard floor, my frightened stylus managed to leap into hiding under the massive cabinet at which I sat. Damn. I proceeded to my hands and knees to peer at the underbelly of this metal beast. I couldn&#8217;t see it. I grabbed my cell phone and used it&#8217;s light to try and cut through the darkness, but I still couldn&#8217;t see it. Fine. It *must* be under there, so I cleverly decide to pull the bottom drawer of the cabinet out. It slides with ease, and comes out very far. I could see the floor through the open drawer, but still no stylus. Well, I figured it would just be easier if I completely removed the drawer and then put it back after I&#8217;d found what I was looking for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>having a delicious snack in the drawer you most frequently open is dangerous.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A little wiggle here, a small tug there, and the large metal drawer came out with ease. The new problem was this: any time I made contact with the drawer and the cabinet, a hollow clattering of thin metal on thin metal echoed throughout the office &#8211; possibly, the whole floor. Great. Oh well, it should be easier to find the stylus now. Nope. I double checked with my light, once more, but no luck. I eventually gave in to the realization that it may not have landed there, and found it behind the cabinet amongst a bunch of black cords. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>I spent a good 10 minutes trying to put that friggin drawer back together, the whole while causing a cacophony of noise. Of course, because this is Japan, nobody looked at me or asked me what I was doing &#8211; they&#8217;re saving my face. heh. I would have just laughed about it if they had asked me what I was doing. In fact, I almost wish someone HAD asked me so as I could explain why I was making so much noise on the floor with a big metal drawer removed from its cabinet.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah, I was tired at work, today.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve already said the office here is quiet. Well&#8230; today, I was stuck on a problem at work and getting very sleepy. I had the cheap plastic stylus that came with my zaurus in my hand, and I guess I let it fall. 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